Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Deck the Halls, Bitch: Not Your Dad's Christmas Mix

"Santa Got a DWI"

Last night a good friend said "I really wish that I knew Santa was real." I agree. Many of these Christmas gems were uncovered at the Big Rock Candy Mountain, an incredible resource specializing in "both kinds of music: Country and Western. A little trash, a little junk, a little grease, a little truckin." An hour of oddly unique and drunk tunes, this mix has everything from Santa doing the Mambo, to "Christmas in Vegas" and even Christmas in Prison. Not to mention it's much easier on the ears than those infamous Very Special Christmas mixes. In the spirit of Christmas, we present you with:

Chocolate Bobka Presents...Deck the Halls, Bitch
The Polyphonic Spree- Carol of the Bells
Sufjan Stevens- Come on! Let's Boogie to the Elf Dance
The Ramones- Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)
The Kinks- Father Christmas
Robbers on High Street- Seasons Greetings
Sherwin Linton- Santa got a DWI
Loretta Lynn- Country Christmas
Robert Earl Keen- Merry Christmas from the Family
Big John Greer- We Wanna See Santa Do The Mambo
Holly Golightly- Christmas trees on fire
Elvis Pressley- Santa Clause is back in town
Hank Thompson- I'd like to have an elephant for Christmas
The Sonics- Santa Clause
Mae West- Put the Loot in the Boot, Santa
Johnny Cash- Blue Christmas
Loretta Lynn- To Heck With Ole Santa Clause
Casper and the Cookies- Kiss me beneath the Christmas tree
Dale Watson- Christmas in Vegas
Sufjan Stevens- Put the lights on the tree
Ferlin Husky- In Santa's bag
Seasick Steve & the Level Devils- Xmas prison blues
the dbs- Christmas time
Brenda Lee- I'm gonna lasso Santa
The Pogues- Fairytale of New York

Chocolate Bobka Presents...Deck the Halls, Bitch {download}

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