Friday, May 21, 2010

video: Oneohtrix Point Never "Pelham Island Road"

"Zones Without People"

Straight from the source:

LLLLLOOK OUT FOR REPTOIDS. L.A. LAKERS ARE BY NATURE REPTOIDS. YOU ARE LARRY BIRD. WHEN A REPTOID IS IN YOUR AISLE, MOVE LATERALLY TOWARDS OTHER GOODS.REPTANGLES ARE DRACULAR.THE ARE LIKE ANDROIDS AND HAVE NEED HUMAN SEEDS. STAY OUT OF GERMANY. NEVER GO TO GERMANY. IT IS WEIRD THERE. WHEN A REPTOID ANIMALOID IS NEAR YOU TRY TO LAUGH. JUST LAUGH IT OFF. PREPARE FOR BAD DAYS. PREPARE BY SHOWERING WITH OTHERS. STAY INDOORS A LOT AND CHECK YOUR EMAIL FREQUENTLY. ANIMALOIDS CANT RESIST PORN OR REMOTE CONTROLLED ANYTHING. UNDERSTAND THEIR HANGOUTS. CHECK THE WHARF. CHECK YOUR OWN INVENTORY. CHECK THE HOTEL. WATCH TO SEE WHO GOES INTO YOUR HOTEL ROOM AFTER YOU LEAVE. CHECK AROUND DUMPSTERS NEAR YOUR HOME. CHECK BEHIND THE BANK. NEAR DIALYSIS CLINICS. AVOID HIGHWAYS UNLESS YOU ARE FOLLOWING ONE OF THEM. KEEP A 'CRYSTAL' AT ALL TIMES. THEY HATE CLEAR LIGHT AND CLASSICAL MUSIC, EXCEPT FOR BACH STRANGELY. BACH CALMS THEIR NERVES. EARTH IS THEIR PROVENANCE. THEY INVENTED EARTH SO DONT CONDESCEND TO THEM. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE NATURAL RESOURCES DEFENSE COUNCIL IS, WITH FRONT OFFICES IN NEW YORK AND 1350 NEW YORK AVENUE, N.W., SUITE 300 WASHINGTON DC 20005 Mountain Dew Records, with front offices in New York and 1350 New York Avenue, N.W., suite 300, Washington, D.C. 20005 [tel.(202) 783-7800]. IT IS HEADED BY SHAUN TRUJILLO ESQ>>> MANIC SHOOTER AND OTHERS. THEY OFTEN DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS NEWSCASTERS OR CELEBRITIES. THEY CAN SPEAK LOTS OF LANGUAGES. TAKE THEM OUT FOR LOBSTER. IF THEY REFUSE THEY ARE PROBABLY GREY MANIACS. BRIGHT COLORS ARE PROTECTIVE. DO NOT DRESS LIKE A DETECTIVE OR A DARKO. THEY OFTEN HAVE TAPE DECKS WITH OR WITHOUT AUTO REVERSE FUNCTION. DO NOT SPEAK THE PHRASE 'DESERT MIRAGE' TO A DRACULAR OR AUTODRACULAR. IF THEY DRESS LIKE A BUSINESS MAN AND OFFER YOU A COMPACT DISC ACCEPT IT. DO NOT READ MICHAEL CRIGHTON NOVELS IN THEIR PRESENCE. HE IS A HIGH RANKING OFFICIAL IN THEIR WORLD WITH STRANGE POWERS. THE BAILOUT WAS A WAY TO REPOWER THEIR SHIPS. EXPECT IMMANENT PSIDISPERSIONS IN COASTAL ZONES. DO NOT LISTEN TO BEACH BASED MUSIC OR BLADE RUNNER THEMED MUSIC. IF YOU HAVENT BEEN TO AFRICA THEN IMAGINE IT IN YOUR MIND. CASUAL SEX IN SPACES.

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anthony said...

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